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- 4.8Ambience
- 4.4Value
Noise • Moderate
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Noise • Moderate
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Families do dine here and the restaurant regularly hosts birthdays and family celebrations, so it can be family-friendly. The menu focuses on steaks, seafood and shareable plates rather than a dedicated kids’ menu, so for younger children an early seating or patio table may be more comfortable. If you’re bringing small children, call ahead to discuss seating and menu flexibility.
It depends on your goal: choose Friday or Saturday if you want a lively, trendy night out; choose midweek (Tuesday–Thursday) or weekday lunch for a quieter, more relaxed meal. If you’re after drink deals or a casual cocktail hour, attend happy hour Mon–Fri (3–6 PM).
Yes, JOEY Uptown serves a wide selection of alcoholic beverages. Guests regularly mention craft cocktails (Smoke Old Fashioned, Passion Fruit Lemon Drop), an on-arrival glass of sparkling wine, and an extensive wine list. The restaurant also runs a happy hour with discounted drinks, making it a good spot for cocktails or a celebratory drink.
Yes, the menu includes vegetarian and plant-forward options (Spaghetti Pomodoro (V), Crispy Tofu Bowl, Baja Cauliflower Tacos, salads) and several dishes that can be adjusted for dietary needs. While specific gluten-free labels aren’t shown on the menu, protein-focused mains and salads are often gluten-friendly. If you have strict allergies or dietary restrictions, call ahead so the kitchen can confirm safe options.
Yes, JOEY Uptown runs a weekday happy hour (Mon–Fri, 3–6 PM) with discounted drinks, beer and wine and select food items. Guests also frequently mention complimentary touches for celebrations, sparkling wine on arrival, surprise desserts, and personalized notes for birthdays or special occasions, making it a popular spot for celebrations.
Several dishes come up repeatedly: the Steak & Ravioli Bianco, Lobster Spaghetti, blackened (Cajun) chicken, sushi cones and the Crème Brûlée Cheesecake are guest favorites. Reviewers also praise the hummus, truffle fries, and the Joey ribeye. If you want a classic JOEY experience, try a shareable starter and one of the signature steak or pasta mains.
Yes, many guests report the team honoring requests like “date night” notes, birthday surprises, seating preferences, and dietary restrictions. JOEY Uptown often brings complimentary touches (sparkling wine, dessert, special messages) for celebrations. For accessibility needs, large groups or private-party arrangements, call ahead to confirm details so staff can prepare and ensure the best table.
Portions are typical for an upscale American restaurant, mains are plated as full entrees and shareable starters are sized for passing around the table. Guests often enjoy sharing the spicy crab dip, hummus, or Steak & Ravioli Bianco as a table course, while steaks, lobster spaghetti and mains are satisfying as entrees. A few guests noted portions felt smaller on some visits relative to price, so ordering an appetizer to share is a reliable approach.
JOEY Uptown is open daily with late hours: Monday–Thursday and Sunday from 11:00 AM to 12:00 AM, and Friday–Saturday from 11:00 AM to 1:00 AM. Happy Hour runs Monday–Friday from 3:00 PM–6:00 PM. If you plan a late dinner or special event, consider reserving in advance.
The vibe is modern, upscale and energetic, described as elegant, moody and lively. The interior features stylized prints and LED art, greenery, and low lighting that fits date nights and celebrations. It can get lively and a bit loud on weekend nights, while patio and weekday lunches feel calmer. Guests consistently praise the ‘dressed-up’ atmosphere and polished service.
Yes, JOEY Uptown accommodates private parties and larger gatherings. The venue’s open-concept 10, 288 sq ft dining room and temperature-controlled patio can support special events; contact the restaurant directly to arrange private dining options, menus and any AV or seating needs.
Yes, guests note seasonal menu changes and the restaurant describes a locally and globally-inspired menu driven by a team of executive chefs, which supports rotating or seasonal dishes. If you’re after a particular item, check the current menu online or call ahead since selections can change.
Yes, guests of all ages dine here and the restaurant accommodates celebrations and family gatherings. The large, open dining room and temperature-controlled patio make it flexible for groups, and staff frequently help with seating requests. If you need accessible seating or specific accommodations for mobility or special needs, it’s best to call ahead so the team can reserve an appropriate table.
For a lively atmosphere and full service, go on a Friday or Saturday evening; for a quieter meal, try weekday lunch or early week dinners. Happy hour (Mon–Fri, 3–6 PM) is popular for discounted drinks and small plates but can still be busy. If you want a more relaxed table for conversation, midweek evenings or lunch service are your best bet.
The dress code is smart casual. Guests often arrive dressed up for date nights and special occasions, so smart casual attire is appropriate if you want to match the venue’s upscale yet relaxed vibe.
Yes, JOEY Uptown is a popular date-night spot. Guests frequently mention the elegant, moody ambiance, complimentary sparkling wine on arrival, and thoughtful service that makes special occasions feel elevated. The menu (steaks, lobster spaghetti, sushi cones, and shareable starters) and polished cocktails support a romantic, dressed-up evening. For a quieter table, try a weekday dinner or an early seating on weekends and mention if you’re celebrating so the team can add a special touch.
Busiest: Friday and Saturday evenings (late-night crowd) and popular weekend times, guests often describe lively, bustling nights. Quietest: weekday lunches and early-week dinners tend to be calmer and better for conversations. Happy hour draws a crowd too, especially for discounted drinks and small plates, but it’s generally less packed than prime weekend dinner service.
Yes, JOEY Uptown features a temperature-controlled patio with an outdoor bar. Guests frequently mention patio seating as a pleasant option, especially for daytime or breezy evenings. If you prefer patio seating, request it when you book since popular times can fill up.
JOEY Uptown is rated 4.7 stars by 686 OpenTable diners.
JOEY Uptown does offer gift cards which you can purchase here.
Yes, you can generally book this restaurant by choosing the date, time and party size on OpenTable.
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